The Florida Marlins Have Plenty of Season Tickets

Season Tickets for the Florida Marlins went on sale and this was what it looked like:

Even a 5 year-old could count the number of people waiting in line for the box office to open. 4, FOUR, CUATRO!!!  I have to say, if I went to Miami or lived in the area, I would rather be spending the day on the Beach or on the Ocean than going to see a Shitty Ballclub playing baseball.  Looks like the Marlins are gonna have to get inventive with promotions in order to sell some tickets.