Exploding Boobs!

Last night, I met a few friends of mine at the bar for beer and shots down on Court Avenune in Downtown Des Moines.  Ann was there.  We hadn't seen Ann in a month or two because she is a bartender.  A Bartender with Giant Boobs!  We talked the normal stuff; girls, guys, sports, dating, relationships, etc.  With Ann there, and after a few shots, the talk turned to boobs (Which happens to be a favorite topic for all of us,  guys and girls!) More specifically, the topic was Huge Fake Boobs, like Ann has (She is a 32 FF for those wondering--Sorry no pics from her).  Here is Alice Goodwin, who has boobs the same size, for reference. 

Not Ann, Just a random Hot Bartender
With Big Boobs!

We were talking about Boob Disasters when Ann share with us that she has had two accidents resulting in having to have her big 'uns replaced. The first happened when she with some friends out one night.  Suddenly, she felt a liquid moving in her boob.  She was pretty sure it was the saline from one of the boobs.  She went to the doctor the next day and her hunch was right.  One of them had sprung a leak.  Although rare, it does happen.

The second boob leakage story was a doozie!  We were laughing our asses off!  She was at a wildlife park in Oklahoma and she wanted to get a pic of a lion so she walked over towards the fence to get a pic.  She didn't see the warning signs.  As she leaned towards the fence to take a pic, she was jolted by what turned out to be an electric fence (They had been told to stay in their cars.)  It was her breasts that touched the fence and as the jolt of electricity went through her, it exploded not one, but both of her fake boobies! Granted, it wasn't funny at the time for her, but she was laughing her ass off last night.  Exploding Boobs!